wEddiNG mANiA



Well hello! Welcome to my schizophrenic blog page.

A very good friend and I were recently agreeing that a good blog should be honest and real - but I'm not sure that it should so clearly show a persons mood swings. But what can you do hey?! I'm about to become married and with this enormous responsibility comes crankiness. I've stepped up to the plate and decided to accept that responsibility and in turn take it out on Justin. It's his fault after all, for finally (after a decade) deciding to propose to me...bastard! And just for the record, I think it's women who get the 'cold feet' and not men. It's just that we women blame men for everything and anything at this stage of the planning that it may as well be them who ran off - not us. Bastards!

So as you can see the wedding planning is going well. And if I could just figure out how to get out of it at this stage... my life would be slightly more in line with normality.

So I have just about ticked most things off the to-do list....
 - rant and rave like a loony *tick*
 - cry dismally like a spoilt child *tick*
 - crawl into a dark hole and hide *tick*
 - deny my future husband of bedroom happiness *tick*
 - remain unfocused and secretly continuing to plan wedding things in my head 24/7 *tick*
 - consider buying a one-way ticket to peru *tick*
 - and finally...accept my fate... .
        ...and start spending money at the speed of sound (*TICK* + *TICK*) squared = *KAACHING$$*

And for all the sick and demented women out there who decide to do this more than once in your life...You disgrace me! What could you be thinking. I am going to just become a nun after this if it doesn't work out (although then you may be expected to marry Jesus - christ is there no getting away!). I will move to a tiny deserted island with one palm tree - wait...then there will be 'Wilson' - fuck. Right...the moon - now I know there's no men on the moon (never has been if you like the conspiracy theories) so that will do me nicely.

Packing my stuff now. . .



Happiness - Here I come