19 January, 2014

vAGinA! WHeReFOre aRT tHOu


I am 30 weeks pregnant and I have lost my vagina. 


I last saw my vagina about 6 weeks ago, I had to strain but I could just make out her silhouette and thought she was just taking a nap. The next day I got up early and noticed she wasn't there at all; I presumed she had gone out for a stroll, but she never came home.

I asked my husband if he had seen my vagina but he said he hadn't, not for a while. 

So I am waiting now, for my vagina to return. 







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